In college, I took a career aptitude test. The number one result? Tugboat captain. While I’m still not entirely convinced that ship has sailed, it hasn’t come to fruition quite yet. But plenty else has.

I’ve covered sports for an alternative weekly and been told that I’ll “never be a journalist…NEVER!” by one internet commenter. I came up with the idea to laser Michael Ian Black’s face onto a dinner ham. I helped create a high-end fragrance for a gas station. I went to Soul Cycle one time and wrote about it. My goal is to never stop growing, exploring, learning, and adding to this list.

As for what I’m up to these days, I’m leading global brand voice development and copywriting at Allbirds

I’m always interested in talking shop and making new friends—please reach out anytime.