The First Date

Over the last week and some change, I’ve had the pleasure of getting to know a young lady the old-fashioned way: through small bubbles of text on a…

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Man Seeking Home

My name’s Ryan, and I’m a 29-year-old human who recently traded coasts. Philly is home base for me, and yeah, I’m destroying a cheesesteak in that…

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One Month

Well, it’s been one month in this motherfucking freakshow. San Francisco, that is. Not San Fran — that is not the preferred nomenclature,…

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